57 Thoughts We Had While Watching Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 8

1. "No, no, no, no, no" - me throughout the whole "Previously on PLL" sequence (because of all the horrible characters and relationships)
2. You go Hanna.
3. You go girl.
4. How is that harsh? HE TRIED TO KILL YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY; IN THE FREAKING BATH TUB NO LESS!
5. Why is Ezra so creepy?
6. If everybody I met was into me the way everybody's into these girls, then I wouldn't be single right now.
7. Is Aria sunburnt?
8. Shut up Aria.
9. Are you writing this all in your book, Ezra?
10. No no no no - gross she made him soup.
11. Why is his arm in a sling - he just got hit by some balls.
12. "I have a more personal stake on the outcome." Ew ew ew 
13. Ew she made him soup
14. I can't (Perfect timing since he said "I can" at this exact moment).
15. "We haven't even graduated high school yet." Ain't that the truth.
16. Every one of these pictures are creepy.
17. "Things won't always be like this." Will they really? There's a whole 'nother season. 
18. Ooh answers before the last second of the show; WE GOT SOME ANSWERS BEFORE THE LAST SCENE OF THE SHOW Y'ALL; IT'S A PRETTY LIARS MIRACLE!
19. Red Coat is definitely Cece.
20. And Charles is probably Wren
21. Why is Emily getting Aria a jacket for her? Can't she get it herself? She didn't get hit by balls like Lorenzo.
22. "Looky-loos"?
23. Prom is overrated.
24. lol
25. Have Emily and Aria been this close?
26. They're like living together - what is this?
27. Emily and Aria hanging out is weird. This normal conversation is weird.
28. I thought Sara was a popular girl though, so how could she not have been on a date? 
29. Hanna and Spencer are the best.
30. Ew she's folding his laundry.
31. This is so anti-feminist.
32. Ooh
33. Alison Dilarentis does not make people soup and shit; she lies.
34. This is so weird.
35. Why is Nicole still here? Ain't she supposed to be in Florida?
36. Why is Clark acting shady af?
37. Is this another Maya's cousin situation? 
38. Why is Aria stepping up? 
39. Whoa 
40. Oh shit A
41. You so bad
42. That's how police should act i.e. not shoving people to the ground. Pardon my social commentary.
43. That was scary-thought A was there.
44. Okay now Tanner is acting hella creepy. Why is everybody creepy/shady af?
45. Why is Tanner being so mean?
46. Alison has no empathy. Why does she have empathy? She's supposed to be a bitch. This show is stupid.
47. Are Aria and Ezra going to kiss?
48. Good, they didn't.
49. Clark?! Clark?! What the fuck is going on?
50. OF COURSE THEY GIVE US MORE QUESTIONS
51. So that's why Clark was asking all of those questions...at least he has a purpose now.
52. Good, this relationship is ending. Glad to know Ali was actually being nice for an ulterior motive. 
53. True - the police aren't doing enough. 
54. *Gasp* *choke* *choke* Red Coat makes another appearance! 
55. Ooh ooh surveillance footage
56. Prom is going to end with the back of "his" face with Ali saying "It's you?"
57. And in the finale, we'll finally see his face, and then it'll all be flashbacks.

39 Thoughts We Had While Watching Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 7

Inspired by Buzzfeed

Warning: This post contains profanity.

1. Aria's stupid-thinking her chip rings.
2. Where's Allison? Probably effing Lorenzo
3. Answer your daughter, Kenneth!
4. Jason recommended them while you were effing him, Ashley?
5. Do the Hastings not have a front door?
6. #SpencerIsASexAddict
7. Shay Mitchell kind of looks like Julie.
8. You go Jason! 
9. Except you just effed up.
10. Oh shit Jason's a part of this now.
11. What is Mike wearing?
12. Emily is so annoying.
13. It's not safer there-there was a knife held to her back while she was sleeping in your bedroom!
14. Finally-Allison isn't dressed like an old woman.
15. What-why did Mike bring Aria's dolls over to Mona's house?
16. Team Spana getting things done.
17. Toby's going to die y'all.
18. #SexAddict
19. Toby's A.
20. What is Allison doing?
21. Why is Toby recruiting Lorenzo? I thought Spencer told him not to tell anyone!
22. Hello Cece.
23. Are frogs the new dolls?
24. What? What? What?
25. We won't know until three more episodes? But we almost saw him!
26. Why Ali? Why?
27. We almost figured it out.
28. Oh it's Toby.
29. Oh my god he's high.
30. LMAO
31. It's just balls!
32. Jason's pissed.
33. WE ALMOST HAD HIM-WHY LIARS WHY? ALWAYS FUCKING THINGS UP
34. IT WAS ACTUALLY TOBY-TOBY HAD HIM; HE COULD HAVE SHOT HIM, BUT THEN HE GOT HIGH
35. WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW SO STUPID?
36. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BREAK THE CHIP, EMILY? YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID
37. DA FUCK
38. FREDDIE IS WREN
39. Spencer kind of looks like someone too.

Minimalist Recipe #3: Summer Rolls

I may not know how to make a lot of Vietnamese dishes, most of which are too complicated to be included in a minimalist cookbook, but I do know how to make summer rolls, one of the simplest Vietnamese recipes.

Now the term for these rolls is quite debatable. I like to call them summer rolls, but they're also referred to as spring rolls. I'm still searching for a definitive English translation for these "gỏi cuốn," but let's not worry too much about the name and start worrying about to make them.

Ingredients:
-Shrimp
-Rice paper (bánh tráng)
-Rice vermicelli (bún)
-Lettuce

Other ingredients you can use for the summer roll:
-Tofu and bean sprouts (for a vegetarian roll)
-Herbs (mint, basil, etc.)
-Cucumbers
-Pickled vegetables
-Salmon/other fish
-Pork belly
-Etc.

P.S. I have never written a cookbook, so take these instructions with a grain of salt.

1. Dampen a whole sheet of rice paper with water
2. Place the rice paper on a flat surface
3. Layer lettuce and rice vermicelli on the rice paper edge closest to you
4. Place shrimp side-by-side on the opposite edge
5. Start rolling rice paper from the edge closest to you to the top. When you get towards the middle, fold in the sides and continue rolling until the end.
6. Enjoy with peanut sauce or fish sauce (nước mắm), whichever you prefer

Peanut Sauce Ingredients:
-Water
-Peanut Butter
-Hoisin

1. Microwave a tablespoon of water and a spoonful of peanut butter together, so the peanut butter melts
2. Stir in a spoonful of hoisin sauce for a one-to-one ratio of peanut butter and hoisin sauce
3. Adjust accordingly

Enjoy (and let me know if you could follow those instructions)!

Summer Shopping Adventure #1

Really, Rue21? Really?! Because I don't think anyone who shops here knows anything about being a thug.

Cute door and shirt/necklace combination; can't say the same about the choker and denim shirt tied around the mannequin's waist though #maurices

The man, the myth, the legend, BOBS aka Tom's lesser known brother #rackroomshoes

Another cute door - this one from the dressing room at Marshalls

 Sports bras I almost bought but didn't because let's be real here, I'm still not going to work out even if I have cute work out clothes. #marshalls 

Minimalist Recipe #2: Homemade Macaroni & Cheese

This might not be the tastiest homemade mac & cheese, but it's definitely the easiest to cook. Here's how to make it: First, boil some elbow macaroni on a stove until it's cooked (or in a microwave, I'm sure that works too). Then, drain the pasta and put it in a microwaveable bowl. Pour shredded (it's easier to melt than sliced cheese) mozzarella (trust me, this won't taste as good with Kroger's shredded cheddar) on the macaroni and microwave until the cheese is melted (~30 seconds to a minute). Lastly, add pepper for added flavor (It drastically changes the dish). Don't believe me, just taste (a before and after taste that is). Quantity of each ingredient? However much you want. And there you have it, the quickest okay-tasting mac & cheese recipe.